Slashdot comments:

The cap’s are under the seats?! Call me old fashioned (and it won’t be the first time) but I’ll take a cab, thank you.

The gasoline-filled tank is under the seats? Call me old fashioned (and it won’t be the first time) but I’ll take a pennyfarthing, thank you.

Springs and the support post are under the seat? Call me old fashioned (and it won’t be the first time) but I’ll take a horse, thank you.

Sharp vertebrae and powerful acids are under the seat? Call me old fashioned (and it won’t be the first time) but I’ll take a trusty pair of boots, thank you.

Sharp nails and powerful glues are under the feet? Call me old fashioned (and it won’t be the first time) but I’ll walk around naked, thank you.

Sharp rocks and powerful scorpions are under the feet? Call me old fashioned (and it won’t be the first time) but I’ll be carried around on my royal litter, thank you.